AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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