Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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