brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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