Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Randomize
