it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I have aggressive nipples.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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