Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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