kristin has been a bad kristin
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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