tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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