im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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