I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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