her vagine was all disorganized.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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