in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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