I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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