i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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