i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize