well you can't waste a boner
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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