I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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