Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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