Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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