I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
please don't ironically join a cult
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