Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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