So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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