I just made out with a guy for $7.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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