Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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