I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
