honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
