you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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