Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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