Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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