I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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