But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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