Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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