She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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