READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
i out mim tonsoeep
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