i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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