i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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