it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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