Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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