Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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