Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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