6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
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