I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
