ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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