You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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