This girl is more easily done than said...
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
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