One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
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