11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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