So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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