Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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