idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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