he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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