I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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