So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
