If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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