Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
accomplished twins. life is a go
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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