I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i think i have herpe
just one?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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